Is your baby crying? I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
I mean, I THINK I do. Possibly. Maybe? Nevermind.
Okay, I have NO idea why your baby is crying or why my baby is crying and I really only wish I had a (legal) magic formula to make her stop.
Navigating motherhood feels like solving theorems sometimes: If your baby is A and the time of day is B, then the solution might be C, D, or E. (But only if the moon is full. )
I have long wished for some solid facts and figures in motherhood. I don’t want to have to poll ten friends or ask Facebook what to do when my two-year-old is climbing out of the crib. I couldn’t find a definitive guide, so I decided to write my own. With humor. And few hard-and-fast rules.
I hope this book with provide encouragement, laughter, but above all, the definitive answers to every parenting question you could ever have. Is your baby crying? Solved it. Did someone poop in the floor? I got your back. Husband out of town and every child is sick? I’ve got THE answer. For free! Well, at the cost of an email, that is. Sign up for my weekly email list and I will get you your free book!
In addition to solving all your mom problems, I’ll be sending you Grace & Tools email every weekend. Grace because we moms are sometimes WAY too hard on ourselves. (And each other.) Tools because a wiser older mom told me once that we do better dealing with our circumstances when we have tools in our toolbox. The email will have a section with encouragement or funny stories from my days and then links to great resources elsewhere. I’ll also include links to my latest blog posts so you don’t miss anything!
Don’t miss out! Come a little closer and let me whisper in your ear. Ew. That sounded creepy. But you know what I mean. I hope.